MidbrowArt - First and Ten
I've always felt that masturbation, hell, all sex, should be a spectator sport. But (I can almost hear you thinking) don't porn movies
count? No, they're like watching a sporting event on TV versus being there in person. Sure, you can see the action a lot better, but nothing
replaces the sights, sounds, smells and energy of being at the game itself. Besides, it'd be the one sport at which I could comfortably
ignore the cheerleaders. Unless they were fucking, too. And that's just sick.
© Terry Donovan 2003-2008